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Post by Shadow_Kitten on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:15 am

I just read this on the net and it CRACKED ME UP!!!!!!

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A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born
kittens.

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.

A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.

"But...but.. . I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
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Post by Twisted Pixie on Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:33 am

LMFAO!!!!! Thats soooo funny!!!
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Post by little_willow_tree on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:26 pm

hahaha *sly giggle at christianity*

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Post by Shadow on Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:26 pm

LOLNESS
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