Pagan Shit List

Norse : If shit happens, beat the shit out of it.
Feminist : Get in touch with your inner shit.
Solitary : If shit happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist : We've got to clean up this shit!
Gardnerian : Shit happens in Degrees.
Alexandrian : Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
Dabbler : We have ways of making shit happen!
Eclectic : We make our own shit.
Newbie : I don't understand this shit.
Ceremonial Magician : No one understands my shit.
Wiccan : A little of this shit and a little of that shit.
Witch : I can use this shit.
Druid : This is old shit.
Greek : Let's drink this shit.
Reconstructionist : This shit happened before.
Celtic : This shit keeps happening to us.
Modern Western : We'll fight to keep our shit!
Fundamentalist : We know who to blame for this shit.
Priest : This shit happens everywhere.
Traditionalist : Don't tell anyone about this shit.
Shamanic : Get some drums, let's dance to this shit.
Fam-Trad : I inherited this shit.
Visionary : Let's smoke this shit!
Former-Catholic : If shit happens, I'm not to blame for it.
Techno-pagans : This shit always happens when i'm on-line!!!!

Lol thats some funny shit!