Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Enocunters

Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Enocunters

10. Sorry i really don't have time . . . I have to catch a different Plane (think about it if you don't get it right away)

9. Oh, the circle on the floor? . . . I play marbles alot.

8. (why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire but i use good sunblock.

7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food.

6. Oh i'm sorry, was i chanting you say? NO no, i was talking to my cat, i keep him in my purse.

5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me? (ladies only LOL)

4. You know, I'd love to eat . . . err, uhh . . . i mean MEET your children. *smile*

3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks?

2. What's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before. (Lol!)

1. OH oh . . . are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? can i have one i ran out and my house is really cold?

You know, I'd love to eat . . . err, uhh . . . i mean MEET your children. *smile*

LOL!!


What's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before. (Lol!)

LMFAO!!

Nice one!

hehe!